Slow burn!!! (from Brantley):

This past week something pretty funny happened. Somebody handed us some anti Mormon material and when we got back to the apartment Elder Packer started to play with a lighter and tried to burn it. Only problem is that the anti paper didn't burn all that well and would light but then just stop, so anyways he kept trying while we were walking out to the car, couldn't get it started so then he threw it in the dumpster, we went to our appointment and came back in like 30 minutes later to pick something up at the apartment just in time to see roaring flames coming from the Dumpster! Of course it was started because of that stupid paper that Elder Packer threw in there so I just told him to get in the car and we drove off just in time to see the fire truck screaming down the street, lights blarin and horns blazin, man it was funny. Nothing bad happened, just a toasted dumpster :)