Let me introduce you to Ms. Metamucil - she has fiber along with relaxing agents, a real smoothie. Then there is Mr. Phillips' Milk of Magnesia - he came into my life at the recommendation of my doctor, a wild cherry. Doc thought he'd be my new best friend but I've got to tell you that Mr. Roxicet beats him out. I get double doses of Roxicet every four hours as needed for pain and I really need him - the pain is excruciating! Then there is Mr. Bowelmovement - I'm not sure whose side he is on but he certainly has a double edge sword. I'm grateful I have not had to meet Mr. Fleets enema yet - I can only imagine how rude he is! I'm getting bored with my new friends - they won't allow me to drive, or go in to work, or vacuum, or lift objects, or sit up for long periods of time. But I guess my new friends are helping me heal. whooray!!!
(all this after my emergency surgery on Tuesday, March 31)
2 comments:
Wow, you are quite creative. How long did it take to think that one up? I guess when you have nothing else to do but blog and facebook!
Lark, I guess you didn't have much time to think abt it. Glad it turned out ok and that you are on the mend. get a donut. not one you can eat. ha ha I did like your analagy though.
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